Monday, July 30, 2007

Just This Guy, You Know?

Since I seem to be infesting Bonez with my puerile bilge, I suppose I should utilize my personal space just to say a little bit about who the hell I am. As anyone who has been unfortunate enough to wander across my rantings on Bonez knows, I tend to post on more macabre subjects. While I certainly do have a penchant for morbidity, I can assure you that I am not always cursed with such a lugubrious countenance.

I'm the quiet guy that lurks in the shadows. Shy, unassuming, the type that is largely ignored. However, I enjoy nothing more in this life than laughter. My sensibilities and humor, while a tad on the dark side, are freely presented to all of those that I associate with. I have an unquenchable thirst to find a photo or video which offends me. To date, nothing. I have a very "anything goes" attitude towards my entertainment. Almost nothing is out of bounds. (Exploitation of children being my only no-no.) Unfortunately, I sometimes forget that others do not share this trait with me. I do have a problem with saying what's on my mind, which is usually not something that people want to hear. >:) I was a long-time holdout in joining in on the Bonez project due to my fear of stepping over Bonez' boundaries. I have found them to be refreshingly lax, and I have had lengthy conversations with Bonez himself about the possibilities for my future contributions.

Gads, this all feels so egotistical. I guess I just wanted Bonez readers to know that I actually do enjoy things outside the realm of shock, violence and horror. I like kittens. I like cookies. I even like children!

My avatar of the freshly shaven leg with a Pac-Man tattoo? That's mine. ;) The left leg will soon be sleeved with my love of video games. My knowledge of video games borders on encyclopedic. My knowledge of Star Wars, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings and horror cinema is not far behind. I am very much the geek. All in all, I'm pretty harmless. Well. Mostly Harmless. (Props to anybody who knows the reference.)

Okay, enough of my verbal masturbation. I don't expect anybody to actually read this, but if you wonder into my neck of the woods due to my contributions to Bonez, know that I'm almost as normal as the rest of you.

8 comments:

Bonez said...

Hey, I read everything you write, E. I am become a fast fan of your work and have found that I too can be in touch with my macabre side ;)

E said...

I knew that given enough time I could turn you to the dark side. >:)

Bonez said...

Why does evil feel so damn good?

E said...

Evil is power. It doesn't have to BE evil, just appear so.

I like the band Rammstein. They're a German industrial/metal band. Their lead singer has an incredibly deep voice. Couple that with the German lyrics and it just sounds so eeeeeeevil.

I've long maintained that their lyrics are probably about rainbows and petting kittens, but it doesn't matter, as it sounds vicious. ;)

Jod{i} said...

ooooooooo LOTR FAN???? oooooooooo.....yeah I am geek, dork nerd...but hey its the new norm,,,right?
I had doc tell me on a milestone bday, that for a "woman my age"(lucky he wasnt so close to me, as my knee may have flexed) I was pretty normal!
GASP! I was depressed for days.
Rammstein Rocks! Stirb Nicht Vor Mir
great song!

E said...

Milestone birthday, I'm sure means Sweet 16. There's no shame in it. You can drive a car now!

Yeah, I can talk the geek talk and walk the geek walk. I'm a fan of LOTR, both movies and books.

I think if a doctor called me normal, I'd be downright insulted. I live for my eccentricities.

Lisa Wines said...

I read your about me post! Dark is good. We desperately need a contrast with all the fluffy bears and hearts out there. And sparkly stuff.

jod{i} - I thought at first that you said, "I was repressed for days." hehe

E said...

I figured Bonez needed a little more malevolence. It was all too rosy over there for me. Mwa ha ha. :)