I Hate Cows

I have to say it. I hate cows. I had one trapped in my room earlier tonight. It's WINTER! The cows should all be dead. But no, I can hear that fucker buzzing around the window. Damn cows. Always buzzing around your head. You know how if you watch a cow when it lands on you it picks up its hooves and rubs them together? IT'S TASTING YOU! They've managed to ruin just about every picnic I've ever been on. God damn I hate cows.